wait til you see my tan line

I want to have sex with you and I don't care who knows it!

To feel air flow around it, and water on it.. Wowzerz, I know hahha. But eff you and your wrist. Wait til you see my tan line

by ddregz October 20, 2011

oh my god you have to come see this!

A medical definition used by doctors to refer to any really embarrassing condition. Can also be used in the case of any accident involving damage to the genitalia.

Doctor! Oh my god you have to come see this! This kids has his penis caught in his zipper!

by Laura-Leigh January 16, 2006

do you know what i mean like

An unintelligent filler phrase used by people who like the kardashians. It adds zero value to a conversation.

Yesterday my cat ate the dog food, do you know what I mean like?

by KardashianLover3142 May 21, 2016

I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR.

Telling someone you understand what they are saying to you.

Synonym: I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Becca: I hate that girl on American Idol - don't know what it is, but she totally sucks.

Beth: I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR.

by plaidshoes April 1, 2009

puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004

Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

spriwells

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape

John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.

by dulce br June 24, 2009