Banana Bald-Cock

A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.

Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.

by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025

Drain the Cock Johnson

Nickname you give a guy that cums multiple times during sex but still keeps going.

Mary: “How was John?”
Elizabeth: “he finished like 3 times but he kept going”
Mary: “Omg he’:s so Drain the Cock Johnson”

by Bobbyslimjimm January 25, 2025

Tic Tac Cock

A Penis the size of a tic tac

oi Tic Tac Cock Put Some fuckin Pants on Cunt

by Sir Fingerer February 6, 2025

peanut butter fat cock

when someone smears peanut butter over their or somebody's fat cock

look at that guy with his peanut butter fat cock

by buttfingernigger February 6, 2026

suck anon cock

The activity of sucking on a man's penis without knowledge of his identity or appearance. Examples include: sucking on the penis that extends out of a similarly sized hole in a wall, behind which the owner is hidden (commonly a gloryhole at a gay sauna), sucking on the penis is gracefully presented to you from under the panel separating your bathroom stall from the one next to you, in a contorted position trying to avoid the urine covered floor (under-stall cruising), sucking on the penis of a man in lighting conditions too low to recognize the person, whether in a park at night, or the darkroom of an after-hour club (lucky Europeans!).

1. Dude! You have to check out the darkroom, I just sucked 5 anon cocks one after the other and swallowed their cum.

2. I had been waiting for what seemed like hours, when finally a long, thick, magnificent member slid through the hole I had been fixated on, glistening with drops of pre-cum, begging me to suck anon cock.

3. Guy1: Had a good night?

Guy2: It was all-right, I was high as fuck, plus I sucked on this anon cock in a park on the way home.
Guy1: Did he cum?
Guy2: Kiss me and find out...

by scruffpup February 24, 2026

Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker

Someone who puts that dumb ass 'joke flew over your head joke' under every oblivious/dumb tiktok comment, defending said oblivious/dumb comment.

You're a Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker, aren't you, you stupid bitch?

by BlahBlahBlahIdkjus March 18, 2026

Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth

Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth, or AOCFM for short, is the action of sticking one's cock, penis, schlong, dingdong, wiener, member into an orange without removing the peel. The process is described as incredibly painful and may cause physical damage to one's cock. The process is also described as a fun party game for a boy's night out. The word "Flicker" in AOCFM's name comes from the ancient French tradition of flicking an orange while preforming the action. This tradition of AOCFM dates back to about 2300 B.C.E.

"Hey man, wanna play Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth?"

by MK-Ultra23 February 28, 2025