OH MY DAYZZZ BRO

something felix says now i say it a lot too

*me in math sayin some dumb shi* felix: OH MY DAYZZZ BRO

by malooycayoot February 9, 2022

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five fingers in my ass

when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.

"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.

bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright

by turtlesaredumb42069 February 13, 2022

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Oh my god Gravel

The thing you say when you're mining for diamonds, almost trip in a pool of lava, only to mine up and make an undetermined amount of gravel fall on your fragile head.

Person 1: have you got any diamonds?
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!

by JeepPickup October 30, 2021

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Here's my dumb*** holiday

national hit your dad with a bug day
i meant to say mug but that makes it even more dumb
please don't take this seriously
do not hit your dad with a bug

Here's my dumb*** holiday
national hit your dad with a big day
you mean bug?
yes

by Orrinpants November 1, 2021

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