Who stole my beans

it was me hahahhhahahahaah

person 1: who stole my beans?
Person 2: it was me

by ilovedigbicks23234 May 9, 2022

i hate my life

i hate my life

person 1 :i hate my life

the wall:

by herobean5836 May 12, 2022

cum in my coochie cat

inject semen into a woman's genital areas (vagina, pussy, cunt, etc)

omg becky I rly want Jake to cum in my coochie cat!

by bigmommymilkers87 October 13, 2022

don't haytch my mellow

Similar to the old fashioned saying “don’t cramp my style” but it’s cooler, and more hip to say than that old boomer saying

Bob: hey John can I tag along with you to that party on Thursday
John: nah bruh don't haytch my mellow

by Semi Aquatic Bird Society October 13, 2022

eat my dick! ❤️

the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)

Person 1: I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️

by efries75 October 17, 2022

Frog skateboarding on my tits

When a man sprays semen on your tits and your in such a rush that you must put your bra back on over the semen

Oh i hate when daves parents come home, always end up with a frog skateboarding on my tits.

by Handycam January 2, 2022

Is Urban Dictionary my mom?

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.

Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022