your dad

the person who left you for the milk

your dad left you kid

by meme boi 2947 June 8, 2022

your mom

Your mom is the first defense is sixth grade boy humor, it’s constantly overused and makes you question the sanity of society as a whole. Your mom is also commonly used by lesbians with no humor and are trying to be funny, yeah I’m talking to you.

Example 1
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!

Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight

Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!

by Littlegaykid February 18, 2022

your fine!

lies

stop being a dummy, your fine!

by pee675894320573956678954895 February 23, 2022

Your mom

Someone whose fiddle I diddled last night

I fiddled and diddled your mom last night

by Lil mommy March 1, 2022

Your mom

Your mom is a fucking dick

Dude, your mom!

by RAIL ME HARDER March 5, 2022

Your mother

what i fucked last night

I fucked your mother

by wtf?!?!?! July 17, 2003

your mother

kind of like "yo momma", but more intellectual.

kid from da hood: "YO MOMMA SO FAT....!!!"
reply from nerdy kid trying to fit in: "your mother..."

by PamBam June 14, 2006