brown nut

1)The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.
2)Any man who attempts the above action.

Term invented by Brian Troy of San Diego and popularized in 2004.

1)I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.
2)Dave is a complete brown nut.

by Brian Troy May 6, 2004

brown mile

when you run a mile, maybe in gym class for your androgenous "teacher and the pressure on your ass is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually shit. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town

i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile

by john really brown November 5, 2006

Brown Siren

When you really really have to take a shit so you're rushing to get home so you put the brown siren on top of your car to let everyone know to get out of your way.

Robert: Shit! Why did we have to go to the Indian restaurant on the other side of town. I don't think I'm gonna make it home. Put on the brown siren for fucks sake!

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

brown purse

The art of performing oral sex on a woman while she defecates (the female version of a blumpkin)

I lost a bet to my wife and now I have to give her a brown purse.

by SMcoolcrew August 9, 2011

Brown Christmas

A joint laced with Soy Sauce and cat litter. This is supposed to give a better high with a tangy salty flavor as you smoke. The cat litter also helps make your weed go further as a filler.

Ice T: Turns out that joint was laced with cat litter and soy cause. Kids are callin' it Brown Christmas

by MilkmanWes October 9, 2015

Brown-eyeing

Normally done after being chastised; it is the act of dropping your trousers and pants, spreading wide your ass cheeks and saying "Tell it to the eye". An alternative is to "talk to the arse".

After a robust reprimand, for urinating in the sink, Jeremy dropped his trousers and parted his cheeks - requesting his mother to "talk to the eye".
Later that evening, she told his father that Jeremy had been "brown-eyeing again".

by mungingjack August 9, 2015

Brandon Brown

A nascar driver who cant get any sponsors and had his career runied by a dumb cunt reporter who thought inbreads saying Fuck Joe Biden were saying Lets go Brandon.

Person A: Is Brandon Brown racing today?
Person B: Nope, no one will sponsor him.

by Lightnightfury August 27, 2022