Slapping another person in the face with your penis. This is very similar to hobknocking, but different in the violence associated. Often used to incite duels among gentlemen.
I can't believe John was Australian Wanking on the bus. That's disgusting.
Jacobo Australian wanked onto my face, so we're meeting tonight at midnight.
Jacobo Australian wanked onto my face, so we're meeting tonight at midnight.
by Jimyyter October 20, 2009
Get the Australian Wanking mug.Dude I was listening to Bring Me To The Horizon last night while watching porn. That was one hardcore "Rhythmic Wank".
by Joehay September 24, 2010
Get the Rhythmic Wank mug.The act of masturbating while screaming at the top of ones lungs. Usually, but not always, performed when one is alone at their place of residence, to achieve enhanced gratification or simply because they can.
The Atomic Wank is related to the Danger Wank due to it's nature, but carries less risk of discovery and the resulting awkwardness.
The Atomic Wank is related to the Danger Wank due to it's nature, but carries less risk of discovery and the resulting awkwardness.
Man1: So...got the house all to myself tonight.
Man2: Got any plans?
Man1: Probably watch some porn and have an Atomic Wank.
Man2: What about the neighbors?
Man1: Fuck 'em.
Man2: Got any plans?
Man1: Probably watch some porn and have an Atomic Wank.
Man2: What about the neighbors?
Man1: Fuck 'em.
by Xet47 April 22, 2011
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A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Auto-Wank mug.Wanking in a public place. A common place for this would be in Public toilets and telephone boxes but can also be done in the high street.
by CheezyBurger- December 19, 2010
Get the Urban Wanking mug.Covert masturbation in a manner which is not viewable by a third party.
Appearing on a webcam viewable from the waist-up, while masturbating out of sight.
The viewer of the Shadow Wanker is not generally aware that masturbation is taking place, although the term is sometimes used when the viewer is complicit in the activity.
Appearing on a webcam viewable from the waist-up, while masturbating out of sight.
The viewer of the Shadow Wanker is not generally aware that masturbation is taking place, although the term is sometimes used when the viewer is complicit in the activity.
by robertbowen October 20, 2007
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