Person 1: "Hey did you see David the other day?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was getting really twittered over people who make roblox games"
Person 2: "Yeah he was getting really twittered over people who make roblox games"
by Jeofii August 12, 2021

Hold on, imma leave some space here so I can use both boxes if need be...
Hym "So... what constitutes 'normal?' I suppose, if you're a professor, normal discourse involves the students listening to what you have to say, doing what you tell them to do, and respecting their betters or they'll be ejected because 'I don't tolerate disrespect in my classroom.' You exchange niceties with your colleagues and maybe engage in some intellectually stimulating conversation or debate... But it always remains civil and, if it doesn't, you always have some sort of recourse (even though the dialect being wielded against me leaves me with minimal/no recourse and Dr. Jeepjorp actively engages in it and is perfectly fine with it) and you never get told to go fuck yourself...
Hym "So... what constitutes 'normal?' I suppose, if you're a professor, normal discourse involves the students listening to what you have to say, doing what you tell them to do, and respecting their betters or they'll be ejected because 'I don't tolerate disrespect in my classroom.' You exchange niceties with your colleagues and maybe engage in some intellectually stimulating conversation or debate... But it always remains civil and, if it doesn't, you always have some sort of recourse (even though the dialect being wielded against me leaves me with minimal/no recourse and Dr. Jeepjorp actively engages in it and is perfectly fine with it) and you never get told to go fuck yourself...
He wants to make the world a school! Ha! That's fucking hilarious! Look, he thinks there should be a buy-in to engage in the public discourse (like a student at a college) and that those with ethos (the teachers) should hold more sway over it. That is wild! That's the endgame! The real boys and the puppets! Hahahahahahaha! Nuts. You're fucking nuts man... Hooo... How does not just devolve into free speech animal farm? And you could say 'Well, you have to earn ethos' but 70% of your peers (people with similar ethos) disagree with you. The discourse being controlled by those with higher authority is exactly how we got all the self-censorship in the first place. That's just Chomsky, man. The dregs have a responsibility to remain passive and obedient in their solipsistic gardens of Eden while the golden restructure the world at their leisure or discretion. Too much logos? Who needs rationale? You can just restrict the discourse so that only those who can afford it can speak. Jesus Christ man... 🤦 I was hoping it was the former and not the latter (if you know what I mean). Twitter Again.
by Hym Iam August 04, 2022

what you say to someone when you just found out something they did on the weekend that they wish to remember
"hey did you hear drew got pissed and streaked across the park on the weekend"
"yeah put that on twitter"
"yeah put that on twitter"
by druey26 July 12, 2009

A social media platform that racists, feminists, politicians, and furries go to argue with eachother.
Damn bro, I saw my little sister on Twitter yesterday.. I think euthanasia is the best course of action.
by Cinnabonlord September 02, 2022

The rare moment when one receives at least 10 Retweets and 10 Favorites. It requires a dedicated fan base, and for celebrities it is 10,000 Retweets and 10,000 Favorites. The Twitter Double-Double will not be counted if you are asking for retweets/favorites in order to receive something in return.
Joe: "John, your tweet got 12 Retweets and 11 Favorites!"
John: "No way! I got a Twitter Double-Double!"
John: "No way! I got a Twitter Double-Double!"
by mdale August 26, 2013

A toxic wasteland of idiots who believe that their opinion is suppierior to yours and are offended by everything you say. Also seeming to love canceling people for stupid reasons.
Me: the rams deserved to go to the Superbowl this year! I'm excited
Twitter user: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BANDWAGON RIDER THE 49R'S SHOULD BE IN THE SUPERBOWL!1!1!1!1!1!1! *Cancel* *cancel*
Twitter user: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BANDWAGON RIDER THE 49R'S SHOULD BE IN THE SUPERBOWL!1!1!1!1!1!1! *Cancel* *cancel*
by Ultimate G A Y February 09, 2022

A person who uses "@"'s outside of Twitter to refer to any person on social media, who can't come up with a reasonable and clever insult besides "🤡 bozo", and someone who dunks on GT's for no reason besides how their mommy helped them assemble their new funtime center desktop.
by TheArchivist March 03, 2022
