Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

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Shinpad on toast

You rub bread in your friends sweaty shinpad, toast it, rub it in, then throw it in your sleeping friends face.

I gave him a mad shinpad on toast

by Achmed_Da_Dictionary November 3, 2018

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yum

mike: whats toast
jeremy: yum bred
mike: *tries it* omg yea yum

by jet lol October 19, 2021

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Eggs and Toast

When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection

Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night

by yu fuccboi July 2, 2019

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Toasted

A roast that is not that effective.

Robert tried to roast Jerry, but since Jerry didn't care, he was toasted

by metalblooper October 14, 2016

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Coke Toast

A delicious dish invented by skillful YouTuber Matt Rose for his 5K sub special consisting of two bags of Haribo Cola Gummy Bears that you put in a pan, let them cook for a bit till they melt, afterwards you pour two 330 ml cans of Coca-Cola (a total of 660 litres) and let it cook for a few minutes (according to the Michelin Chef himself, to test if it is done, take your wooden ladle and drag it across the pan, if it leaves a distinct line for a few moments, you are done! Then pour your concoction onto two triangle-shaped slices of toast (without the crust) and enjoy your tasty meal!

Matt is the best cook of all time! Did you hear about his Coke Toast?

by Crispy Concords July 10, 2023

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