whale shark triggered

Reaching the level of annoyance when someone says a whale shark is a shark when it is, in fact, a fish

Mundo is whale shark triggered.

by Whale shark triggered September 30, 2017

Golden Shark Week

Getting your period (i.e your shark week) on while Discovery Channel's shark week is airing.

Amy: Weird, I got my shark week on shark week this year.
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!

by Crybug June 9, 2015

Baby Shark Dance

The most watched video on YouTube which is currently at 9.8 billion views (despite not being something phenomenal) and is literally most viewed ever. It's where two kids are filmed doing a stupid cringy dance and song about a family of sharks on a cartoon green screen background then they get chased by sharks and... when people see the Baby Shark video playing on someones screen they say 'WTF ARE YOU WATCHING'

Guy 1: Baby Shark Dance now has 9 billion views for being so cringy.
Guy 2: It has taken over YouTube music videos.

by PartyCrasher547 January 6, 2022

shark week

shark week is that time of the month for girls. periods are like a shark attack. there is blood and there is pains. also periods last about a week depending on the person.

girl 1 : ugh, it’s my shark week
girl 2 : that sucks, i haven’t had mine yet

by m.henk1313 August 31, 2019

shark riding

Having sexual relations with a woman who is in a shark costume or masterbaiting while watching jaws or sexual intercourse between two sharks

Ex: Nicholas is into shark riding and it is the only way he can get off sexually

by shark riding co. October 7, 2017

Land Shark Revolution

The Growing Trend of couples choosing the land shark sex postion as their ideal means of sexual intercourse.

Also the adoption of 4 wheeled roller skates to replace the standard "sprinting" method, brings land sharking to a whole new level.

And when hoverboards are invented, the
act will continue to progress into an olympic sport.

"Hey buddy, I land sharked your mom last night, it was a fucking land shark revolution"
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"Lately i have observed a steep increase in the number of land sharking couples. one might infer that this is indicative of a land shark revolution"

by Senorsuave79 June 8, 2005

mud shark hunter

A white male that is so low down that he feels the need to go for mud sharks (white girls who only fuck black men).
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Bub: Hey bro you hear about Mark?
Guy: No Boss? what happened?
Bub: He's in bad shape, he's been trying to have sex with all those mud sharks at his apartment complex.
Guy: You've got to be kidding me that pail motherfucker?
Bub: Oh yeah and he's banged out one of em already.
Guy: Holy Shit! A true Mud shark hunter.

by Lee Lee Robinson February 8, 2007