Troll Dump

Going under a bridge to take a shit.

Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.

Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?

Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.

by ratnard July 24, 2012

PC troll

a 4 year old american kid who takes $400 of his mom's hard earned money a month and blows it on video games just so he can bitch and wine when good players kill him, and then tries to kill/ troll them back but fails soo epic and then rage quits and cries and screams at his family for 5 hours

"OMFG I HAVE A $250 GUN AND YOU HACKERS JUST GO AND KILL ME!!! YOU FUKING NOOBS!!!1!!!"

*PC troll has left the game*

by tank_stuff February 25, 2015

teapot troll

a middle aged woman, usually over 50, in a position with either some form of middling power (like head of a condo board or manager of an office or something) or local neighbourhood busybody, who uses the faux friendliness of having tea as an underhanded way of gathering information about you and your life so she can use it to fuck you over in some capacity in the future. These types of women are pathetic excuses for human beings and will shock you with the lows to which they will stoop to harm you yet will move mountains to obscure their devious intentions. Their main technique is a completely fake friendly exterior and extortations that they really care about you. They do not. They act this way to earn your trust so they can get you to disclose things about yourself you otherwise would not. These type of women are poison and their intentions are full on to harm you. Do everything you can to rid yourself of the stench of the filth this traitorous type of trash will leave upon you. It goes without saying they are not worth being given time or space in your life. If you have to have involvement with a teapot troll, you are one poor motherfucker and my heart goes out to you. Similar to teapot dictator, except teapot troll involves the more underhanded techniques described above.

What a teapot troll that old crone is....and she thinks she can fool people with her schtick. Pathetic.

by ChickPhilA December 16, 2019

Minecraft Trolling

1. A person that wants to be a dick.

2.To troll a person to be a huge dick.

3. to annoy the fuck out of people

James: Hey did you see that fucker over there?
Richy: Yes I sure did, he was minecraft trolling.
James: I know that dumbass but why does he do it?
Richy: How the fuck do I know?

James: Because your in the Urban Dictionary.

James: And why the fuck is the a MLG Frog as the GIF?
Richy: Fuck knows

by 🍔 Burger King September 17, 2017

Time Troll

Someone who won't stop talking. Over-share about themselves, their relatives, their surgery, etc.

The guy/girl at the store/work/church won't stop time trolling me.

Every time I see (insert name), I quickly turn around before they can time troll me.
Caller ID saves me from time trolls.

by Pearl Onion July 17, 2018

troll socking

Where you wear your long socks folded down so that others think you are wearing short socks.

Bro you forgot your long socks!
No dude, I'm troll socking it.

by Minecraftman 666 November 17, 2011

Troll Hunter

A person who joins the forums and board just the hunt trolls for their own amusement as well as purpose of clean up the forums.

I such a Troll Hunter,enjoy hunting those trolls on this forum.

by ryukage99 November 30, 2014