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queef

a fart coming out of a girl’s vagina.
charlee: i just queefed
me: oh shit me too
charlee: can i smell it
by stinkycock11 September 14, 2019
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burger queef

When you decide to have too many burger king cheeseburgers, you decide to queef in your baby mamas face while calling her sweet lady by queen while stoned to shit.
"Me and my wife got into an argument so i pulled a good ol' burger queef on 'er." -Guahabi D.
by Guahabi D. November 14, 2017
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Queef

"So why did my wife queef on my face?"
by anonymous March 2, 2023
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Mouth queef

The act of air leaving your mouth with a audible noise
After chugging a liter of cola I felt the urge to mouth queef.
by Xanthern November 19, 2018
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Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.
I made Kaitlin beef queef last night because she said ahe likes MGK, it was gravy.
by MGK sux July 12, 2023
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Dock Queef

When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.
Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?

Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
by BeethovenBones June 8, 2013
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stale queef

A backed up p**** fart, that b**** needs a douching,
"Stale queef" now that there is a stale p**** fart it could use a good douching right there, holy p**** fart, hey ledouche,
by Stale Queef November 19, 2020
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