Strange Old Man

A variation on the stranger where a person spends enough time in a hot tub to get their hand wrinkly, sits on it until it's numb and then proceeds to touch themself.

I heard that you tried the Strange Old Man last night, that's screwed up.

by S7 January 11, 2008

pulling an old fuck

When an older person does something characteristic of being old such as turning left from the wrong lane or driving very slowly on the freeway.

There goes Grandpa again, as usual he’s pulling an old fuck!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

Stick it in that Old thing

.Stick it in that old thing is a phrase used by the YouTubers Woody And Kleiny

Hey my Woody lad stick it in that old thing
?Oh what? that old thing
.it's a little bit too easy

by Manager Darryl November 18, 2020

Old Timey Things

a redneck term for antiques.

Jennie went to Amish Country in search of Old Timey Things and came home with a truck full of quilts.

by crazyhrlady July 27, 2009

Old Fashioned Time

A clever justification for making oneself a beloved Old Fashioned cocktail.

It's been a brutal day; I need a drink. I enjoy bourbon; I love Old Fashioneds. It sounds like it's Old Fashioned Time!

by Norge76 February 3, 2017

old style light

One of the greatest beers ever brewed in the world. Pure, genuine, brewed by Heilmann's. Often associated with dirty thirty.

We drank Old Style Light all night.

by ossil June 5, 2005

old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)

A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!

by Guy June 18, 2006