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Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.
"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."
by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018
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Brisbane Blast

The medical and sexual practice of anally penetrating someone who is constipated in order to induce defecation.
"Bro could you come over? I haven't crapped in 3 days and I need a Brisbane Blast"
by OldPublicFunctionary February 26, 2024
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Cock Blast

When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.
Man Bobby, that cock blast you shot last night sure rattled my insides.
by bluke69 April 12, 2019
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[blasting][my][box]

The act of sending numerous emails, forwards and/or spam-like missives to one's Inbox, often prefaced with, "I don't usually do this, but I thought this one was worth it."
After receiving several email fwds from a person, one might say, "Dude, you gotta stop blastingmybox."

This person is then a "Box blaster." Should this be a separate entry?

Or, if you're following up with someone, you might write, "Sorry to keep blasting your box, but I wonder if you've had a chance to look at my work."
by Gailewhali January 5, 2009
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donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
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The New Mexican Ass Blast

When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!

Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025
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afterwork blast

The act of getting home from a long day of work and fucking your wife right after with your clothes on and your dick ripping out your pants. And your shoes on too.
Hey gurl Im home wanna fuck
Oh yes daddy yessssss

Oh yeah baby givvvv me an afterwork blast *moan*
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022
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