The Polish excuse

Using the fact your parents were born in Poland as an excuse to break social etiquette in a way that does not accurately match how the Polish actually act at home.

"In my culture we regularly sick chewing gum onto couches, I'm Polish you cant blame me".
"Ah look at him using the Polish excuse again."

by Niko_D February 9, 2025

Ploish, polUish, polisH

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Ploish, polUish, polisH

by Reninu March 18, 2025

Polishing a freckle

Sucking up to someone in an extreme way to get ahead in a situation.
An act where someone puts baby gravy on the butthole and then gives a rim job.

Wow sparky isn’t just kissing the bosses ass but he’s polishing a freckle!

by Swarles Barkley March 19, 2025

Black Toenail Polish

Black toenail means you are sexy as hell, have the sweetest tasting pussy, great at sucking dick, and the most beautiful green eyes

You see that girl over there with the black toenail polish? I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.

by Magin May 21, 2023

Polish Whisper

It's like an Irish whisper but an entire decibel louder. For Polish people whispering in such a fashion and people talking to said Pole.

*Insert Name here* Just gave me the Polish whisper telling me that my fly is down Infront of all those women

by Ranuncolo June 5, 2023

Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.

“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”

by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023

Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023