Alf Martin

A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger

"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"

by KirkoBliko November 03, 2023

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Spilmester Martin

by Pærebananyoghurt February 21, 2022

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Martin sex

Sexual intercourse with a man and a dog at the same time while playing uno and sucking at it

You need to try some martin sex

by Blackcockhomie January 14, 2021

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Alex Orange Martin

The ugliest person alive some say. An Alex Orange Martin is a homeless person who lives in a bin behind IKEA in Manchester. He sneaks into the library to play video games and yell at his "friends" who he insults to make himself feel better. He does not have any real friends but some pretend to be his friend couse they feel bad for him.

I would hate to be a Alex Orange Martin

by CheekiSwede February 24, 2017

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