A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."
"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
by BDYY June 5, 2022
Get the Italian guillotinemug. by TheKingOfTheWalruses May 1, 2019
Get the Italian Appreciation Daymug. by MarcGblack man February 5, 2020
Get the Italianmug. by D167 December 14, 2015
Get the italian mudslidemug. a privately owned and operated American quick service restaurant chain that operates primarily in the Mid-Atlantic United States. The chain is known for its Italian ice1 and frozen custard,2 but also offers multiple types of frozen treats and specialty creations.
n 2010, Rita's Italian Ice began a partnership with Just Born to offer a seasonal Peeps Brand Marshmallow Candy flavored ice.18 The Peeps flavor was discontinued in 2011, but was offered in some stores in spring 2017.
by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
Get the Rita's Italian Icemug. Shoving a Tommy gun into your anus and viciously thrusting is inside of you, but each time you make a sound, you fire a single round.
by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
Get the Italian Gutbustermug. by Lapua Larry November 30, 2021
Get the The Italian Jacuzzimug.