irish side car

A red headed midget that completes a threesome.

We were in Vegas on St Patrick’s Day and decided to order an Irish Side Car. I tossed her around like basketball.

by Smitty45 January 13, 2018

Irish Tip

When you leave the bar so drunk you forget to pay and tip your waitress.

or

When you only put the tip of your dick in and yell, "Oye, I just found the pot of gold!"

Ryan Walsh literally just gave our waitress an Irish Tip.

by IrishTipMan August 13, 2016

Dirty Irish Milkbone

When a disgusting Irishman swabs his bellybutton with his finger, then wipes it on an unsuspecting innocent bystanders upper lip.

Jim got a dirty irish milkbone from kirk.

by McLvn September 11, 2014

Irish DJ

When one puts his/her finger into a womans vagina, rotating slowly as if ready to scratch a tune while upside down deejaying, hence Irish DJ!!!!

What are you doing tonight pal?
I'm taking a bird out and i'm hoping do an irish dj to her!!

by REL74 February 11, 2010

Irish Drinking Song

Any song at all.

"Hey, 'Somewhere over the Rainbow' is playing."

"Sounds like an Irish Drinking Song to me! Bottoms up!"

by Ja$on December 21, 2008

Irish week

The length of time it takes for a person or group of people to drink a bottle of whisky.

Les: Dude, how long will it take for you to get over this breakup?

Wes: An Irish week.

Les: How long's that?

Wes: Probably later tonight.

by SwingingGuru June 20, 2013

Wild irish hoe

Noun A female who likes to get intoxicated on the cheap ghetto wine Wild Irish Rose

"Me and my girl are some wild irish hoes,all we like to shwill on is wild irish rose"

by Nickillyssa April 14, 2017