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Shank Fairy

When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012
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The fairies

The things that come late at night

Touching everything without care,

Could it be something starting a fight,
HEY YOU GET OUT OF THERE!!!
The fairies thought they won big until they realized what they did lololololol.
by King Zero owner of da Universe November 21, 2023
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Spark fairy

In short a A typical asshole whom welds on natural gas pipeline for work. Biggest bitchy crybabys ever met. Name Is derived from the combination of horrible welds and the mix of shit vapors emitted by workers mouth.
I'm firing that damn spark fairy his welds are as shitty as his breath.
by Damndirtydean March 28, 2019
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garden fairy

NOT A HOMOPHOBIC TERM... someone who likes flowers and appears very fairy like
by miles j levinsky July 8, 2022
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toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.
"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."
by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015
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Flaming Donut Fairy

1) A Flaming Donut Fairy is a fairy who is a lit with flames and usually brings donuts to the good boys and girls.

2) A flaming man (Flamer) who dresses in a fairy costume and gives donuts to people.
Kid 1 "Wow, the Flaming Donut Fairy brought me a sprinkle donut."

Kid 2 "The fairy brought me a chocolate frosted donut."
by Cosmo619 January 16, 2011
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