When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012

The things that come late at night
Touching everything without care,
Could it be something starting a fight,
HEY YOU GET OUT OF THERE!!!
Touching everything without care,
Could it be something starting a fight,
HEY YOU GET OUT OF THERE!!!
by King Zero owner of da Universe November 21, 2023

In short a A typical asshole whom welds on natural gas pipeline for work. Biggest bitchy crybabys ever met. Name Is derived from the combination of horrible welds and the mix of shit vapors emitted by workers mouth.
by Damndirtydean March 28, 2019

by miles j levinsky July 8, 2022

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.
by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015

1) A Flaming Donut Fairy is a fairy who is a lit with flames and usually brings donuts to the good boys and girls.
2) A flaming man (Flamer) who dresses in a fairy costume and gives donuts to people.
2) A flaming man (Flamer) who dresses in a fairy costume and gives donuts to people.
Kid 1 "Wow, the Flaming Donut Fairy brought me a sprinkle donut."
Kid 2 "The fairy brought me a chocolate frosted donut."
Kid 2 "The fairy brought me a chocolate frosted donut."
by Cosmo619 January 16, 2011
