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Ball oysters

The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.
Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.
by Kissel August 22, 2023
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Crop Balls

When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.

My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.

Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.

Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.

Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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Aiden Ball

A giraffe. no he's not tall he's skinny and got a long ass neck
by AIDEN SUCKS September 23, 2020
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Ball net

The net inside a bathing suit that contains your balls
Man, I wana go swimming but my bathing suit doesnt have a ball net, and I'm not trying to hang brain at the party.
by Muchoconsado February 22, 2020
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no balls july

Cut yo balls off after pride month and can’t grow them back for a month
Man no balls July sucks

You’ll grow them back
by Ex-mentally ill June 18, 2022
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Dagle Balls

It’s hot as dagle balls in here. That party sucked absolute dagle balls.
by That’s crazy bro 505 December 30, 2022
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round-ball

The oil-pipe used by tweakers to smoke meth-amphetamine or glass .commonly used term, at least in the centralS.F.V
bitch dropped the round-ball again,gotta go to chaos and git new one. Least we can make a happy-stick out of the stem.
by J. ALEXANDER July 31, 2007
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