asphixiation wank

hanging yourself and trying to cum before you die

dude wheres james ??

i dont know probably had an asphixiation wank

by elliott w February 4, 2009

circus wank

Masturbating so that you ejaculate into your own mouth.

Of course I've never tasted my own man juice, do you think I circus wank?

by Steve the Snake January 15, 2008

Atomic Wank

The act of masturbating while screaming at the top of ones lungs. Usually, but not always, performed when one is alone at their place of residence, to achieve enhanced gratification or simply because they can.

The Atomic Wank is related to the Danger Wank due to it's nature, but carries less risk of discovery and the resulting awkwardness.

Man1: So...got the house all to myself tonight.
Man2: Got any plans?
Man1: Probably watch some porn and have an Atomic Wank.
Man2: What about the neighbors?

Man1: Fuck 'em.

by Xet47 April 22, 2011

wank puffin

Donald Trump

Donald trump is a wank puffin

by Hippie22 August 18, 2016

Auto-Wank

A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.

Teenager- Haha, Larry's having an auto-wank in his sleep!

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

shadow wanking

Covert masturbation in a manner which is not viewable by a third party.

Appearing on a webcam viewable from the waist-up, while masturbating out of sight.

The viewer of the Shadow Wanker is not generally aware that masturbation is taking place, although the term is sometimes used when the viewer is complicit in the activity.

"I chatted to that hot chick last night and she had no idea I was shadow wanking under the desk!"

by robertbowen October 20, 2007

Sudoku Wank

One self pleasuring for ten minutes or so, and relizing by the end of it they wish they hadn't bothered.

See above (Sudoku Wank)

by MegaWatt Man March 30, 2009