A Taylor Harlan

A very sweet and special woman. She'll talk to you about anything and legitimately cares. She is also very beautiful with a good sense of humor, and doesn't mind a corny line or two to thrown at her. She is rather confusing at times though, and will throw out mixed feelings about how she feels. She usually has a boyfriend to make things complicated and to assure you're in the friend zone, even if you thought there was something there. Then you don't know what to do because she stops talking to you and you feel like an ass because you don't want her out of your life but you can't deny you're in love with her.
Man that chick is such a taylor harlan, everytime I get close to her I get stuck In the friend zone
by Vladimir_770 December 19, 2013
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Cole Taylor

he is really a she and a real nigga. honestly I don’t think he should ever be trusted with someone else’s keys and he causes a lot of problems. He also has a very small dick.
Cole Taylor is a real bitch
by alzheimer’s.net November 13, 2022
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the taylor algorithm

question: how many pigs does it take for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?

answer: nine chickens.
guy: damn how’d you know how many pigs it takes for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?

girl: the taylor algorithm.
by childsupportt April 02, 2020
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Richard Taylor

A teacher at the a shitty school he is a jizzed faced cock licking bastard
James- did you see richard taylor he's a jizzed faced cock licking bastard
Sol-yes i know his shiny prick like head gave me an epileptic seizure
by Chinkybriz January 06, 2020
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Taylor Port

That sauce. Some call it THOT juice some call it Grape Henny. Sip it with the homies. Sip it with your Mom. Sip it with women. Guaranteed a good ass night.

*Veterans enjoy it chilled*

It's a Port wine made to compliment desserts with it's astounding 18% alcohol.
New comer: " Yo that Taylor Port had me going"

Adept drinker: " Told you that T.P. is the shit"

Adept drinker: "Real niggas chase Henny with this"

New comer: "Oh man, I don't know if I can keep up."

Adept drinker: "You never will"
by Eddie Genius October 02, 2018
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Timmy Taylor

A complete chick magnet who is fought over constantly by hot chicks. Cool guy. People wish they could be like him but aren’t built as different as Timmy.
Woah, look at Timmy Taylor.”
Oh my God he is the very hot.”
by Ur Mom hahahaha May 14, 2021
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