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Turkey Tailing

When two males face away from each other on all fours and one places a finger on their anus in order for the other to bump it and insert it into their own anus.
I was sore asf after my turkey tailing session with my buddy last night
by Real pop March 3, 2025
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Nails Are Our Tails

Nails Are Our Tails
Nails Are Our Tails
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Trunk and tail

The version of a circle jerk where each participant grabs another participant’s dick.
Oh wow I thought this was a normal circle jerk, but now Luca is touching Mark’s dick instead of his own, it’s a trunk and tail.
by StevenTurkeywaddle June 2, 2023
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Tail

An attractive woman that may or may not have sex with you.
Jerry has been hitting up all the bars. He is definitely out looking for some tail tonight.
by phillesh June 9, 2023
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Tails

1. Sidekick of renowned Sonic the Hedgehog.
2. One of the sides of a coin, which is on the opposite side of heads (heads being denoted by a headshot of a person).
3. Plural form of tail, obviously...
1. Tails is pretty cool, still taking Sonic, though.
2. Heads, I'll go do it. Tails, I'll do whatever I want and you can't stop me for shit.
3. HOW'S THAT DOG HAVE 2 TAILS???
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But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
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sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”
by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024
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