St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date

When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.

"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."

by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012

Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.

GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(

by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011

Beach

Word like bitch. Most commonly used in 6th grade talk.

“Yo she’s such a beach” Said Layla. “Haha I know right” said Kira

by Eyeballstreakz December 25, 2019

Taylor Beach

Someone who eats sex organs multiple times a day

Jenny: I was at johnnys this weekend

You: your such a Taylor beach

by Taylo4dfbdfbmnsnv June 10, 2022

Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

by SearchFHG October 25, 2018

Beach

The euphemism of the English b-word, excluding the meaning ‘female dog, brood bitch’.

You beach!

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

Beach Front

Another word used to descibe the weakest of the weak of marijuana you will ever smoke ! Founded in California, commonly used in Atwater Village ! Dont ever ever ever buy this typa bud, you will regret it !

I aint smoking no Beach Front ! tf are you thinking?

by 666OGKUSHMASTERBUBBA666 July 16, 2011