when a oriental woman shoves her finger in her anus then removes it, and inserts it in the slit of your penus, thus creating a burning sensation.
by dome_dog3321 June 30, 2009
a mix between the philly fakeout and eiffel tower. you do the eiffel tower set up (one guy in front of the girl and one in back). then the guy in back does the philly fakeout. then as the girl turns back around the guy in front pulls another one!!! if this can be successfully pulled of then it is an EPIC WIN!!
Man one "holy shit kayla is mad. what did you two do?
Superior men "DOUBLE EIFFEL SURPRISE" followed by fist bump
Superior men "DOUBLE EIFFEL SURPRISE" followed by fist bump
by philly fakeout July 27, 2009
by jilmagui February 07, 2011
The process by which a male obtains a condom and proceeds to urinate and ejaculate into it. The condom is sealed and inserted into the vagina of a sleeping girlfriend or wife. The surprise is completed when the male attempts to give her an Alabama Hot Pocket causing the condom to explode.
guy #1: yo that bitch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.
by cot4lifeyo1 July 30, 2009
*nudge* *nudge*
Psst... Hey Megan, wake up! Want a San Francisco Surprise for breakfast? Yeah? Ok!
ooooaoaaaaarrrrrggghgh!!!
Psst... Hey Megan, wake up! Want a San Francisco Surprise for breakfast? Yeah? Ok!
ooooaoaaaaarrrrrggghgh!!!
by Sir Cums-A-Lot July 05, 2006
The worst freestyle ever. Featured on the music episode of Chapelle's Show. It goes something like "You beating me is like Billy Crystal beating Scarface. You can't see it, blind to the eyes, OOPS POW SURPRISE!"
by thedrizzle June 09, 2005
by SpitBlood April 28, 2003