Sean

Your homeless friend that sleeps on your sofa 9 nights a week, promises only one more night then 17 years later is still stealing your drugs and blaming it on your neighbors cat whom he swears sneaks in the house at night & sexually assaults him. He hasn’t worked a job since 2001 but says he is an independent contractor with a tool box with nothing but a a screwdriver & your dead mothers wedding ring

Don’t do drugs kids or your gonna be a Sean!

by me.drugbuggg August 26, 2023

Sean Rowley

A chav

Look at that chav! Don’t you mean Sean Rowley

by Coolassniggga March 30, 2018

Sean

Someone who has no friends and is a bitch

Yo Sean is fat as a cow he’s also a bitch

by Fd g June 26, 2020

Sean

Man who has a dick so big and dreamy it will make you soo creamy…

You KNOW he is a Sean

by Polaitken;) December 28, 2022

Sean lucas

A dude that often is grumpy at times. mostly In the mornings, is a real cool guy and doesn't take shit from anyone

Yo, sean lucas is definitely the coolest guy around

by By sexlad666 September 7, 2020

sean

he's a guy u'd never wanna lose. the type of guy you'd wanna wake up in the morning with, the type of guy you'd wanna share your last piece of nugget with and the the type of guy you'd wanna give ur whole heart to. he has the sweetest smile and the prettiest eyes u would ever see. i love how his voice melts my heart away and how it makes me forget about all of my problems. he makes u feel secure and he loves helping u grow into a better person even though u doubt it'll happen. he sees the best in people. he has a big heart and it makes u wanna fall in love with him all over again. he makes u feel so warm. u won't stop loving him even when things get tough because he's someone that'll be worth all the heartache and tears and all the love songs u hear would only make u think about him. he's gentle and delicate. he'll make u go crazy abt him over the little details because everything about him is beautiful. u'll realise the light and love he brings to ur life and whenever he's not around, u just somehow feel like as if nothing matters at all and how dark ur world is without him so sayang, i can't lose u. i know how i could fuck everything up all the time but i just can't lose u because i love u. i know how different i treat u sometimes doubts u on how much i love u but i never stopped loving u and losing u would be the end of me. u've never made me feel more alive. u've taught me how to love & i can never thank u enough for being here with me.

"sean"
"ur mom"

by ur tapir November 23, 2021

Sean Wheeler Effect

Where Sean Wheeler pisses you off so much to the superior extent where you need a fucking day off.

I’ll give you a day off due to the Sean wheeler effect.

by wheelerchair April 16, 2019