straight people are gross

An entirely true fact that can be approved of by anyone who isn't straight or people who are ashamed of being straight.

Queer person: "straight people are gross"
Gross straight person: "fuck you"
Queer person: "oh so you wanna fuck me, doesn't seem very straight of you 😏"

straight people are gross by Gaybitchenby February 20, 2021

straight edge 

being a pussy and scared to do anything that will put them in another state of mind. i.e : drugs, sex, alcohal, cigs........the list goes on......

straight edge kid: man put that yay away i dont want to be around it
druggy:man stfu straight edge bitch whos to scared to do anything, man fuck off

straight edge by compton ass sean July 6, 2007

straight edge 

Groups of wannabe moshers livin their life in a way that would make anybodies mummy damn proud! you go girls!

"Damn that mosh pit was amazing earlier, really slammin"

"I wouldnt know, im straight edge and the nasty metal heads wouldnt give me space to swing my arms about on my own"

straight edge by GSXrocker May 13, 2005

Straight Edge 

A popular lifestyle among teens in which they choose to abide by the law, and veer away from illegal substances and promiscuous sexual intercourse. For some unknown reason, they found it necessary to call themselves "straight edge" or "SxE."

Me: Dude you wanna hit this blunt?
SxE idiot: NO way dude! I don't think we can be friends anymore dude. I totally thought you were sxe. *with hand motions* I'm above drugs, you should be too!
Me: *smokes blunt*
SxE idiot: *continues blabbering aimless about his so called "straight edge" life style*

Straight Edge by Michael Larson February 24, 2008

straight edge 

a bunch of emo faggots who think they're better than everyone because they dont do drugs, obviously they dont know shit about addiction because they're such little butt pirates and they got daddy and mommys money because they never stopped sucking her titty, and they hate sex too, but thats just an exuse because they are either,

A) closet fags
B) to un-attractive to get any.
they have and always will be most hated by all other groups, people like preps better than those pussys.

i got anal sex but not vaginal, and i drank a non alcholic beer, i tryd beating up a stoner but got my ass kicked because im a cock mouth because im straight edge.

straight edge by BIGDICKIN69 June 6, 2010

straight edge 

Straight Edge is a way of life. It includes

no smoking
no drinking
no drugs
no premiscuous sex

It is somthing people decide to do because they don't want to fuck up their body just for a rise. sXe was originated by hardcore IT'S NOT FUCKING EMO! scene kids stole straight edge to be cool and so now a lot of people think that sXe is just a trend for fags who think thry're cool. Some bastards claim edge because it makes them feel superior.

I'm straight edge, and I don't want to make people feel inferior. It's somthing I chose. The local scene kids claimed edge for about a day, probably making them feel really cool before they went back to drink and drugs to help them with their non existant lives.

straight edge by Joseph MacDonald April 12, 2007

straight outta compton

aka the porch monkey - is an acholic beverage that consists of a minimum of 7 different liquors and of course a swill of beer. The stronger the liquor and the more variety you use the better and of course the skunkier the beer the better. You must drink it in big gulps and snicker it around a bit. When you wake up two days later, your heads on some randoms persons ass with your wallet missing and your pants wet

I took a sip of the straight outta compton from my devils cup, and I havent been the same since.

straight outta compton by ACKe61 January 3, 2007