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Out of Shape

In Muscle Cars and Hot Rods...accelerating so powerfully, the back tires lose traction, causing the car to go sideways or even spin around... (out of shape.)
I was on my '66 4-4-2 when this Rice Burner wanted to go for Pinks.

I hit it but went out of shape.
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From Little Deuce Coupe by Jan and Dean:
And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer
When I get rubber in all four gears
by I made the man May 6, 2020
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glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
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Swing me your shape

It basically means "give me your credit card" , it's used so police won't notice criminal activities
Hey yo boss , "swing me your shape" right now, or else
by Patri The Blasphemous April 1, 2021
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Lift and scrape

The act of scratching your own balls using only one hand. Directions are to use your thumb to lift the dick off the itchy sack while simultaneously “scraping” your finger downward relieving the itch.
“Dude, I was holding my girls hand and my balls were really itchy, so I had to use the lift and scrape so I wouldn’t ruin the moment.“
by Dong demarco February 8, 2022
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Game of Shapes

A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.
I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.
Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!
by KloppOut January 12, 2023
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Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers
by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023
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