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Queef

Someone who regularly appears on the "Tuesday with Stories" podcast
Did you listen to last weeks podcast with those two queefs?
by Gaullus April 12, 2020
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perma-queef

A queef like smell that sticks to anything and never goes away.
Hey dude did you have a girl over because it smells like perma-queef
by Dudeman1203 November 7, 2017
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Slippery Queef

Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery
Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat
by SparkleFlaps July 23, 2016
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penis queef

instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing
person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart
by kys you faggot September 3, 2022
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queef

when a female wants to release gas from her anal sphincter, but the gas ends up coming out of her vaginal crevice.
Girl 1: Wow, I need to fart
Girl 2: QUEEF!
Girl 1: *manages to fart out of her vagina*
by mamamamamamamamk2o4629837426i4 December 20, 2020
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Queef Nut

When a woman queefs mid nut letting out a stinky sound and a sticky substance at the same time.
Hey Susie, I was wondering have you ever Queef Nutted before? My man was beatin my shit and I queefed while nutting…
by Kenneth K. Kerry July 30, 2023
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queef

a fanny fart,
from girls, katelyn hancock has them all the time
katelyn- i had a mad queef the other day
callum- damn that shit gross
by callum barker April 26, 2019
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