Premature Creamcheesulator

When you run out of cream cheese before you run out of bagel.

Damn- still got half my bagel left and I'm out of cream cheese. I'm such a premature creamcheesulator...

by Drinking Enthusiast March 23, 2017

premature clapulation

When someone in the audience, thinking the song is over -- especially one with a "false ending," applauds before it's done.

I know people sometimes forget they aren't supposed to clap between movements during a classical music concert, but premature clapulation before Led Zeplin's "Thank You" fades back at the end is unforgiveable.

by OldGrandad April 2, 2017

Premature Baking

When you try to fix a situation you've gotten yourself into, and you end up fixing it faster than you thought you would. Referring to when you eat a cake mix before baking it, yet it still ends up being nice

'Dude I was just premature baking on this girl I cheated on it totally worked'

by jdochert April 25, 2017

Premature Eggalation

The process of excitement after cooking meat off a Green Egg cooker

Joe was too excited after cutting into his beef tenderloin cause him to have Premature Eggalation

by rockchalk06 May 27, 2017

premarital mother

A female in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.

What is your relationship to the boy playing baseball? I'm his premarital mother.

by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017

premarital father

A male in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.

I'm practically his father, but his mother and I are not married yet, so I'm his premarital father.

by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017

Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.

Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout

by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017