Pre-suade

Talking to someone in private before a decision meeting is taking place in order to persuade said person to take your side.

Co-Worker: I don't know if we can convince management that this is the right choice
You: Don't worry, I pre-suaded Tom, he has our back.

by IGN_Whyt April 1, 2022

Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024

PRE-DENIED

“Dear Applicant/Non-Applicant:
You have been PRE-DENIED for our Visa/Mastercard Credit Services.”

“Dear Applicant/Non-Applicant:
You have been PRE-DENIED for our Visa/Mastercard Credit Services.”

by anonymous November 23, 2022

Pre-mature E-flopulation

When playing Texas Hold-em, the dealer turns over the flop before everyone has bet.

Dude, I have not bet yet. That was such a pre-mature E-flopulation.

by TX-BWC August 19, 2010

pre-nutt butter

when u nutt a little before you finish if u know what I mean 😉😉

her: yo step bro did you really just nutt in me
him: no its just a little bit of pre-nutt butter

by pre nutt August 28, 2019

Pre try

Pre trying is where a guy hits up a girl with a fella, but says I won't I won't try it cause you got a man

Arran said to alishas you still with your bf, so I won't try it on you pre trying

by Bigmandingo August 10, 2023

Pre-annoyance syndrome

When you are already annoyed because of someone before they have a chance to annoy you.

They just give me pre-annoyance syndrome.

by Davy boo September 8, 2023