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Insta-pooping

The action of scrolling through instagram while pooping.
I caught my husband insta-pooping.
by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016
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poop gas

Fumes in the hull of a sailing or sea vessel created from the holding tanks of toilet and human waste.
Our sailing trip was great, other than the smell of poop gas.
by Bban December 16, 2017
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werewolf poop

The kind of shit that you take in the morning after waking up, and have no idea how it's so massive and beastly.
Wow, what a werewolf poop.

I had a werewolf poop this morning, even though my diet has zero fibre in it.
by ComeFindMePip September 12, 2014
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poop mic

it is BAD.
poop mic and it’s BAD.

it’s spewing diarrhea
by poop mic July 28, 2020
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poop schmack

known as the splashing of water on or around the area of your ass when taking a heavy, torpedo-like shit into a toilet that contains water.
"Man, I caught some vicious poop schmack off of that stink ball!!!"
by Vulgardefmaker January 18, 2008
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Naruto Poop

The type of poop that happens when you are in a rush. You try really hard to get it out and it comes out as a liquid. It all comes out at once and you don’t even need to wipe.
Mom:”You take too long to poop, I bet you $50 you can’t poop in under a minute.”
Me: Takes a Naruto poop
Me: “Mom give me my $50”
Mom: “You didn’t take a dump
Mom: looks in toilet

Mom: passes out immediately because of the horrid smell and the yellow poop inside the toilet.
by burhbillg October 13, 2019
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Poop Coup

When you get the "Go Ahead" by your girl to put in in her poop shoot, but you would like to save it for another day... Poop Coup.
Yo I got that Poop Coup chillin' for a rainy day... bout to make it a rusty roman soldier... Clutch!
by smither614 April 28, 2009
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