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pee wee johnson

one who acts like a chandler.
COLE YOU ARE SUCH A PEE WEE JOHNSON
by alvin yakamorieyi May 22, 2009
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freeze your pee

1. to urinate in a cup, when you suspect someone has drugged you in order to date-rape you (see poster image under date-rape).

2. To slow your roll.

3. To interrupt a flowing stream of urine.
1. "I'm feeling really dizzy after this guy bought me a drink, so I need you to hold this cup so I can pee in it, freeze it, and get it analyzed. Come on, it'll be fun; like a science project."

2. "Freeze your pee, homie, you don't need to be putting that in her drink."

3. "Okay, girl, the cup's almost full; freeze your pee. This should be enough for the lab techs to analyze."
by Chris G Selector August 6, 2006
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sneak a pee-k

When you're standing at a urinal and the guy next to you takes a look at your junk.
Jack: I was standing there and this guy totally looked at my schlong!
Dan: A man i hate it when people sneak a pee-k!
by Peter Philipe March 13, 2008
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jay why pee

oh look, it is jay why pee in his plastic pants!!
by stream hey tayo August 2, 2022
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creepy rhi pee

Creepy Rhi pee
Someone who is slightly kooky, slightly stalkerish, who should belong in the Addams family and wants to be you.
Omg look at her, she's such a creepy Rhi pee! Don't even make eye contact!
by ToadiePie July 27, 2014
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rocketing butt pee

a case of diarrhea so terrible it feels like the shit is rocketing out of your body and you are urinating out of your asshole
My co-worker had a case of rocketing butt pee over the weekend.
by TreDubDizzle August 25, 2009
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poo cooked in pee

Inspired by ceviche, this regional delicacy comes from Mendocino and Humboldt counties, California. The acids in urine slowly cook solid feces, tenderizing and removing fecal pathogens.

As the name suggests, poo is steeped in pee for an extended period of time, until the poo becomes golden-pee-brown in color. Traditionally served with oyster crackers, corn, or pickled ham.
Tonight, we're serving poo cooked in pee!
by sincinnatti July 28, 2011
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