by Michkfg23 October 26, 2025
Get the Owen and Jeff mug.A fucking legend that crashes out about pointless shit and abuses his teacher mentally and he is fucking insane bro…….BALLLLLLSSSSSSSS
by Rocket Balls October 27, 2025
Get the Owen Price mug.A complex mental state somewhere between ambition and delusion, where a person is utterly convinced they’re destined for greatness but hasn’t taken a single concrete step toward it. The disciple of Owenism wakes up every morning declaring they’ll “lock in today,” only to be found hours later lost in the depths of motivational videos titled “How to become successful in 30 days.” It’s not pure laziness — it’s performance procrastination, powered by overconfidence, caffeine, and the belief that destiny is just running fashionably late.
In social settings, an Owenist can usually be identified by their dramatic sighs about “how busy” they are, even though no one has actually seen them work. Their natural habitat includes cluttered desks, half-written essays, and 15 open browser tabs on “how to stay focused.” While incurable, Owenism can be managed with small doses of humility, accountability, and maybe actually doing something once in a while.
Think of the word scum. Belives they can help society but they're useless and will never amount ot anything. Copes saying they have OCD but really is just lazy. SCUM OF THE EARTH
In social settings, an Owenist can usually be identified by their dramatic sighs about “how busy” they are, even though no one has actually seen them work. Their natural habitat includes cluttered desks, half-written essays, and 15 open browser tabs on “how to stay focused.” While incurable, Owenism can be managed with small doses of humility, accountability, and maybe actually doing something once in a while.
Think of the word scum. Belives they can help society but they're useless and will never amount ot anything. Copes saying they have OCD but really is just lazy. SCUM OF THE EARTH
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by Exoticx17 November 2, 2025
Get the Owenism mug.People who think that they can immediately befriend wild, undomesticated animals. Named after Owen Grady, the main protagonist of Jurassic World, who is known for sticking his hand out to stop his raptors from attacking him
“Did you hear that Jack got mauled to death by a lion he saw on a safari trip?”
“I have.” Omg, he has such an Owen Grady Complex”
“I have.” Omg, he has such an Owen Grady Complex”
by SHSL ??? November 15, 2025
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Exhibits high-volume ego paired with low-capacity courage.
Feeds on other people’s energy like a budget leech, yet folds instantly when asked to display even a trace of integrity.
Commonly misidentified as a bully; in practice, simply an underdeveloped spine wearing Wi-Fi as armor. Also can be seen talking the talk but no walk.
Exhibits high-volume ego paired with low-capacity courage.
Feeds on other people’s energy like a budget leech, yet folds instantly when asked to display even a trace of integrity.
Commonly misidentified as a bully; in practice, simply an underdeveloped spine wearing Wi-Fi as armor. Also can be seen talking the talk but no walk.
by Caroline Scott December 3, 2025
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