person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
by dast143235 September 2, 2025
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by Rdy2dstry December 17, 2023
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by vintagehummingbird October 28, 2025
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"Bro, you mud-cross me again, I'm gonna kill yo ass."
"Girl, quit mud-crossing me. We was supposed to be married."
"Steven, after much deliberation and careful counsel, it has been unanimously decided that you have indeed be found mud-crossing on your best friend. Fuck you"
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by NoxOne November 7, 2021
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by C L G February 5, 2021
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The girl ran out of gas on the highway and is willing to give an El Paso Border Crossing in return for some gasoline.
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