key cow

SUSI BAKA

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that person is a key cow

by Sophia_Cutie19 October 28, 2021

key rage

When you rage on a keyboard so hard it brakes.

Dammn boiii, u key raging so hard i got cancer!

Last night, Michael key raged with his dick because he got noscooped.

by Whatup blet. March 16, 2017

Brown Key

Where one shits on a keyboard.

Brown Key

by Calern7 April 23, 2023

Brown Key

One's permission to sticketh one's penis in the butthole

She gave me the Brown Key

by Iamtheking13 March 15, 2016

key jangler

a person who likes to jerk your chain, or in this case, your keys

That guy Lincoln sure is a key jangler.

by the kidd ego August 16, 2018

Off Key

Off Key

Off key describes someone who suddenly proclaims that they're going through her menopause.

Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."

by Usebleach May 28, 2022

silver key

A scrap metal hoard in a jungle, off the beaten path from a residential neighborhood.

I went bust when the authorities found the barrio's silver key in the jungle and said I had to remove it on the islandP.R.. I lost a ton of aluminum, stainless steel, (Tommy) copper, and almost lost the keys to the city as far as that is conerned. It was just materials. That's it and that all. Silver keys tone scraps in all shapes and sizes are recycled all the time. I paid my rent with the scap metal I recycled. I am so grateful for this damned silver key and the ability to crack a beer with it.

by Timmerman February 03, 2023