A hunk of a man that has soft curly hair and beautiful brown eyes. He's so dreamy. I want to touch his leg hair. His sense of style complements everything about his body.
Did you see Josh Padek playing his trumpet, so dreamy!
Dude, Josh Padek is the man, I wish I was him.
Dude, Josh Padek is the man, I wish I was him.
by Big Pea April 07, 2022
The epitome of sex symbol. The most handsome man god has ever created and has the eye of a tiger to match. A man who is basically a walking bitch magnet and can’t get the wet pussies away. The reason for that might be because he is eradicating ugly bitches.
Also the inventor of wet toilet paper grenade which is a form of a middle school prank where you soak toilet paper in water and throw it against a mirror in the toilet. It makes an explosive sound and is very funny. He is a racist fascist fuck and is overall a piece of shit human being but somehow steals the hottest bitches.
Legend says he left 10000 fat bitches in a burning warehouse because they were so ugly it didn’t make his dick hard. And another time he murdered 6 fat bitches in a elevator because the door wouldn’t fucking close. He came out with blood and fat in his hands. Another time he crashed an airplane with the middle eastern pilots because fat bitches next his tiny economy seat, took his fucking spot and pissed him off.
He is a fucking legend
Also the inventor of wet toilet paper grenade which is a form of a middle school prank where you soak toilet paper in water and throw it against a mirror in the toilet. It makes an explosive sound and is very funny. He is a racist fascist fuck and is overall a piece of shit human being but somehow steals the hottest bitches.
Legend says he left 10000 fat bitches in a burning warehouse because they were so ugly it didn’t make his dick hard. And another time he murdered 6 fat bitches in a elevator because the door wouldn’t fucking close. He came out with blood and fat in his hands. Another time he crashed an airplane with the middle eastern pilots because fat bitches next his tiny economy seat, took his fucking spot and pissed him off.
He is a fucking legend
SAGGIN1: was cracking with it vanilla face? What happened to your bitch?
SAGGIN2: don’t ask my n-word, JOSH PLENTY fucking stole my bitch.
SAGGIN1: damn n-word, JOSH PLENTY cucked you huh?
SAGGIN2: yeah he josh plentied me. And he came plenty in my girlfriend too.
SAGGIN2: don’t ask my n-word, JOSH PLENTY fucking stole my bitch.
SAGGIN1: damn n-word, JOSH PLENTY cucked you huh?
SAGGIN2: yeah he josh plentied me. And he came plenty in my girlfriend too.
by Calf slicer May 05, 2023
A big tall dark haired Mexican porn star with an uncircumcised Bing bong. He enjoys long walks on the white lane highway and likes to masturbate in public. He low key like short blondes that don’t be cook the FAKIN cookies rights.
by Oooeeeeooolalatingtang December 07, 2021
by Josh barns April 21, 2019
Polar extreams, a pair of inverts. A magnetic quality provided by each contributes to this pairing a seemingly indestructible pull. As long as they line up with one another positively they demonstrate an enduring inseparable strength. On the opposite end either of them happen to show the other a negative side nothing in this verse can force them together. When working toward a common goal this pairing couldn't be more complementary. Without the other each would be lost. They each are the others true north adding meaning and creating clean renewable energies whose fule benefits not only themselves but the rest of the world consequentialy.
Passions of such omnipotent strength has yet to be matched, inspiring perfection within all who aspire.
Passions of such omnipotent strength has yet to be matched, inspiring perfection within all who aspire.
by Syntrax February 03, 2017
by Mintaz187 April 04, 2018
A tv show from Nickelodeon in 2004 till 2007 by Dan Schneider, a person who loves feet. Drake and Josh are step brothers who has different things in common but they are still brothers.
Josh: Drake.
Drake: What?
Josh: Where’s the door hole?
Drake: It goes right there see I drew it with the magic marker.
Josh: You was supposed to cut it out with the power saw.
Drake: What, I’m gonna.
Josh: Oh really?
Drake: Yes!
Josh: so go get the power saw!
Drake: Ok I will.
*Drake try’s to go out but the door is not cut, he paws the door.*
Drake: I see the problem.
Josh: OH DO YAH!
Drake & Josh: Season 4 episode 10: Treehouse
Drake: What?
Josh: Where’s the door hole?
Drake: It goes right there see I drew it with the magic marker.
Josh: You was supposed to cut it out with the power saw.
Drake: What, I’m gonna.
Josh: Oh really?
Drake: Yes!
Josh: so go get the power saw!
Drake: Ok I will.
*Drake try’s to go out but the door is not cut, he paws the door.*
Drake: I see the problem.
Josh: OH DO YAH!
Drake & Josh: Season 4 episode 10: Treehouse
by KingofFortnite September 11, 2022