When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012
Get the St Kilda Beach late at night on a first datemug. A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011
Get the Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you somethingmug. A slang term for a member of the transgener community as referenced in Vampire Diaries By Bonnie Bennet. A very niche term but with deep history. Can be used disparagingly and as a way to be transphobic but it's always up for interpretation!
by Niche Teacher April 6, 2025
Get the Kelly beachmug. Rename of the local “Secret’s Beach” just off Small Beach in Maui.
This is the only nude beach in Maui.
This is the only nude beach in Maui.
Let’s go get loose at Tittydong Beach! Be careful though, the turtles might bite off your juicy meat.
by Mojomanocho July 10, 2022
Get the Tittydong Beachmug. lovely beach but dont go there at night unless u plan to do drugs, be offered drugs, or be mugged….and watch ur feet in the morning….lotta needles
by comically_large_cowboy_hat January 20, 2022
Get the brighton beachmug. It’s beaches, how am I guna roll up without a blunt?
Aw it beaches, the hoes not comin
Can I hit the weed? It’s beaches bro this my last wood and you didn’t put in on this
Aw it beaches, the hoes not comin
Can I hit the weed? It’s beaches bro this my last wood and you didn’t put in on this
by mike in dis ho June 7, 2022
Get the Beachesmug. A course in Mario Kart 64
by Delelelelelemariokart November 13, 2016
Get the Koopa Troopa Beachmug.