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Noah Boettger

Anyone with this name is obviously a fun person, and of course party super hard. They are a bit of a whore but when they settle down they are wonderful friends or relationship partners. The only problem you’ll ever find is the constant question of whether or not they are actually straight.
Patrick: Man, Noah Boettger is the best, do you think he’s gay so I can tap that

Daint: Nah man he’s got a girl but I’m sure he would still party with you and you’ll love it
by iT’s thE miDdLe OnE June 5, 2019
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Noah's are a big heart throb in your everyday life. If you are friends with one, you are extremely lucky! They are very smart and are super athletic. They might break your heart a few times, but they always come back and make up for it. Noah's are some of the most energetic people that you will ever meet. Many people take advantage of Noah's, but they know how to get through it. Noah's are strong and independent people. They are very noble people, and they will do anything for their friends. Anyone would be very lucky to be friends with a Noah!
Friend: How is he so athletic and noble? Who is that?
Me: That's Noah! He's amazing!
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(I wrote another one somewhere if your looking for it it was more heartfelt but I can't find it)
oofs, man, Noah rejected me again. I think it's like the sixth time or something
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Fat noah
by Noahthdeppressedbitch June 11, 2019
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Two of each drug
Yo bro can I get a Noah of cookie and stardawg
by Roz.1 June 12, 2019
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An inhuman being . Noah’s are good people but mostly have fucked up but amazing pasts & backstories. Don’t try to fight a black one though.
Jeez is that that dude a Noah? Sure acts like one”

“Damn there goes Noah again.”
by LVkrilla June 16, 2019
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Omg is that a Mexican!
-oh no, it's just Noah
by Addieeeeeeeee June 20, 2019
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