Muff Puff

The glistening effect of fanny fluid on a proud and luscious beard

Example - Come back up and let me see your muff puff

by 074cl3 February 26, 2022

Muff-Cut

When an individual shaves off all of their hair on their head except for their fringe.

Hey dude look! That guy's walking around with a muff-cut.

by StrixieLikesDoorknobs May 16, 2021

Muff Motive

A party where the number of guys massively out-weighs the number of girls, to ensure the boys a higher chance of pulling

Anyone : Surely back to ours and get the garage fired up?
Fox: Yeah for sure mate, I’ll get a mini van of girls in, make it a proper muff motive.

by LBC321 May 21, 2021

neck muff

The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.

Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.

by Jwortylko May 24, 2021

free muff

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.

david: "are you free muff right now?"

by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024

Free Muff

The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.

An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.

by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024

Onion Muff

An onion muff is when a womans pussy smells like onions. It can happen when she eats too many onions, French onion dip, or Funyuns.

I went to go down on Janet after a long night of snacking and she had onion muff so bad I dipped a chip in it.

by B Rabbit 39 June 19, 2025