Gargle Monster

A ginger creature that can smell gargle(beer/alcohol ) up to a mile away. Often to be found wearing Astro turf runners whilst consuming copious amounts of gargle. The Gargle Monster is also fond Derby County FC and his favourite food is Seabass.

The Gargle Monster is drinking too much in the pub

by JPKGargle October 20, 2018

Monster Parade

When a group of men do a conga line while inserting themselves inside the person in front of them.

Ay bro we did a Monster Parade at the bathhouse last night.

by IToppleGovernments September 13, 2021

Monsters Inked

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.

I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.

by Kennith of the long schlong November 16, 2017

tool monster

A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.

Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.

by rising_son July 7, 2011

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by drunkhalloween September 18, 2021

Cod monster

A person who plays call of duty so much that they physically become a beast when they're not on it.

Mum: Hey Joseph I'm gonna sell COD. GTFO my swamp.

Joseph: *turns into cod monster*

by Cactusboii October 16, 2016

scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.

He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.

by me5000 October 24, 2010