Mexican Judo

A martial art originating in Mexico that spread north across United State's borders, normally in the middle of the night and under the influence of tequila. Mexican Judo is used to intimidate opponents before fights.

Want some Mexican Judo? Ju-don't know who you're messing with homes

by Turcle93 July 20, 2009

mexican powerade

After enjoying a delicious margerita, the man energizes the woman by pissing a (lemon lime-esque) stream into her mouth. Its the beginning to one crazy night in tijuana.

u mix a little jose cuervo and lemon+lime juice and away we go. Get her tanked and she'll enjoy the rush of mexican powerade.

by john figgins July 15, 2007

Mexican Cereal

A snack (or meal) blossoming from an otherwise dire situation. Once a bag of Tostitos reaches the point where the chips are no longer dip-able, pour the remains into a bowl and add salsa. Other additions include shredded cheese, sour cream, etc. (don't get carried away here, simple is better, this isn't nachos dammit). Grab a big spoon and enjoy!

"Ahh I love my Tostitos Scoops with a Hint of Jalepeno... but what the shit am I supposed to do with these reject pieces that are not scoopable at all?"
::"Do you work for Tostitos?"
"You know we don't have jobs."
::"Shut up David. However, the answer you seek lies south of the border, with Mexican Cereal.
"Arrrrriba!"

by Donald Quixote September 19, 2009

mexican headrush

a sexual position where the male partner shaves his head and inserts it into the females vagina

jose- ay homes my head hurts guey.

miguel (taco stand owner) - y pinche pendeho? no mames guey. que paso? RED OR GREEN SAUCE!!!!!!!!!

Jose- cuz homes i gave some fat jaina a mexican headrush

by hashbro December 8, 2009

Water Mexican

Any person(s) originating from the islands of Hawaii.

Those damn water Mexicans have had it too easy.

by Plyth April 18, 2018

Mexican Strikeout

When you chase a double-shot of tequila with a double-shot of Tapatio. Optionally, the subject may also snort a line of salt as either the first or third step.

Jose drank so many Mexican Strikeouts that he did not even realize that he was the victim of double anal.

by KelleyRoss August 14, 2009

mexican icicle

when one freezes a burrito and inserts it into a girls vagina.

victoria wanted to cool down so i gave her a mexican icicle....

by ali da gr8 April 1, 2010