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Mental Stroke

when you are in a group chat and they wont stop talking about stupid shit
I WILL HAVE A MENTAL STROKE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP
by WadedaGreat March 26, 2021
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Mentally numb

The feeling where you are hurt but cannot show emotion or feel hurt any more . You been hurt so many times that you grow to be immune to pain and hurt . You accept it and keep moving on untill you blow up one day and shut the world out .

@jailynnbernarde
I cant even cry nomore , im mentally numb .
by Stoic narde February 11, 2024
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I’m mental about you

A quote from the bookAll the young dudes” by MsKingBean said by a gay werewolf
Lupin- I’m mental about you
Sirius- I’m mental about you too
by Pyrophobia April 9, 2023
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Mental/Illness

As a child if you were subjected to daddy beatings and they got severely worse after a few pints of Stella, you probably decided you wanted to be a total cunt and pop a pride flag up on your wall and force your false grammar and idea of pronouns down other's throats.

Hence the reason to why we call them mental illnesses because they would be nothing but normal members of society if they didn't get bested by their Daddy's beloved Stella Artois'.
Jamie: I don't rate Charlie. He's a fuck-tard if you asked me
Spencer: THEY
Jamie: Oh sorry. I forgot they were a Mental/Illness.
Charlie: WAAAAA I'M A BIG BABY THEY/THEM FAGGOT LIL BIH
Ben: Sorry has anyone got the time?
Charlie: Did you just assume we are financially stable enough to afford a clock?
Jamie: This is why no one likes you and you're a FUCKING GIRL CHARLIE LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THERE IS A FANNY RIGHT THERE!
by MWE2004 November 14, 2023
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googoo-gaga mentality

a condition/situation where a person doesn't know what they are speaking, or say something while making wierd sounds. Just like a toddler
Derived from the "5 reasons why you are an infant" meme.
"Hey you wanna hang out with us tomorrow"
"Ummmm....meh... Idk... I might need to ask mom..hmmm...u guys can go...i guess"
"Stop acting like a child, we've had enough of your googoo-gaga mentality"
by narcissistic_muza April 6, 2023
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Mental Bloatware

When you ask a question, but the person answering keeps switching to irrelevant topics/events between the response that overloads your memory and derails the question itself. This oftentimes causes you to ask the question again repeatedly or even forget it yourself.
An example of Mental Bloatware is Joe asks his mom what's for dinner, before going into a tangent about her childhood that eventually derails into her talking about various unrelated topics. AS a result, you sternly ask her the same question repeatedly until she gives answer, or you give up
by CuteRobotLover September 11, 2025
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mental spittin

when someone talks so much shit that it is refered too as 'mental spittin'
asheraf: hey guys, i just drank the whole water from the pasific ocean

bob: ok, now your just mental spittin.
by the_merchant May 18, 2009
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