Alf martin

Gay norwegian teacher, who will dedicate his life to try to humiliate you. Typically has a big nose, and practicly bald.
"Hey look, it's Alf martin!"
"I hate that big nosed, homo sex, fucking bitch."
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Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage
"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"
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Alf Martin

A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"
by KirkoBliko November 03, 2023
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Spilmester Martin

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Martin sex

Sexual intercourse with a man and a dog at the same time while playing uno and sucking at it
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Alex Orange Martin

The ugliest person alive some say. An Alex Orange Martin is a homeless person who lives in a bin behind IKEA in Manchester. He sneaks into the library to play video games and yell at his "friends" who he insults to make himself feel better. He does not have any real friends but some pretend to be his friend couse they feel bad for him.
I would hate to be a Alex Orange Martin
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A Georgia Martin

The act of pretending to be an edgy British teen when you're actually a hardcore American
Person 1: God Save the Queen!
Person 2: you're such a Georgia Martin
by SweetNips69 March 08, 2017
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