Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage

"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"

by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023

Jb Martin

Better that schools in Tennessee because of the fights

Jb Martin an ok school

by MEMEMASTER8812 March 4, 2022

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."

"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025

Martin

A guy with a giant dick

Friend: Bro this guy has a giant cock
Me: Yeah he is a Martin

by NotRazer January 3, 2019

the ricky martin

When someone slides on their knees and rips off their shirt

Pablo got flagged for doing the Ricky Martin

by Giantskiller March 21, 2016

Bald Martin Haters

Absolutely Disgusting, they are all little kids who will turn out to be nonces,

Bald Martin should be king, seriously bald Martin would never hurt a kid, (totally didn't happen in a morgz video) he is so sweet and bald

Bald Martin Haters are such losers!

I know right!

by Bald Martins Elf April 7, 2021

sophia martin

an amazing girl who loves her friends more than life its self.

sophia martin is my bff

by ocer101 October 16, 2020