Magic White Powder

Uncle Roger’s slang for cocaine.

Jack loves the magic white powder, He even used it in his BBC food egg fried rice.

by Aaaaron S November 19, 2021

magic cup holder

Using a magic cup holder is to throw garbage out of your car window.

Child - "Isn't there anywhere to put trash in your car?"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"

by 403forbidden January 23, 2015

Magical Sound Shower

A magical tune from the 1986 video game Outrun.

Composed by Hiroshi Miyauchi in Japan.

magical sound shower is wicked, just like the other outrun tunes.

by Malakand_man January 17, 2010

Rub the Magic Lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.

When Josh started thinking of the cute girl from PE, he knew he had to rub the magic lamp to get his horninous out.

by Writing Stuff Here March 9, 2016

magic missile

1. The genital area of a male

"Yo, Come'n take taste of my magic missle dawg"

by Da Z March 19, 2003

Magic Wizard Crystals

Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s

Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals

by Neverminddimitri December 16, 2019

Reverse Magic Jack

The Reverse Magic Jack is akin to the Magic Jack, but whereas the Magic Jack involves a guy getting his unit worked whilst he is unconscious, in the Reverse Magic Jack, the Jackee enlists the help of an unconscious Jacker to stroke his unit for him.

John awoke with a nice stiffie, but his girl was fast asleep. Rather than beat his own meat, John guided her hand into position, and Reverse Magic Jack happiness ensued.

by 165er February 23, 2014