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Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri
Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!
by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025
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Anal Log

like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt
brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*
by anonymous March 1, 2022
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log jam

A party or gathering with too many guys and not enough girls.
Also known as a sausage fest, sword fight, or a wang out hang out.
Dude this party is a total log jam...there's no chicks.
by zombie mike March 30, 2009
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Log off

When you just did something so downbad you have to log out your accounts. Or log off your device or sum.
“NAH IT WAS A JOKE!”
“Nah you went to far Ima need you to log off for me.”
by Bracefacelaylayduh February 6, 2022
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Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023
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log

look that log fell down
by rat lover September 19, 2021
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Log

by hey uncle May 10, 2022
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