by Romme October 27, 2021
Get the Fina Logsmug. When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 15, 2017
Get the blue veined log jammug. When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.
When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.
by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017
Get the Log-jammug. The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.
by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018
Get the Mid-logmug. by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021
Get the Lincoln Logmug. When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
Get the Portland Log Kissmug. 