If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

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by Fizzy_Pop August 8, 2023

one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

Land-escaper

(noun): An immigrant who has escaped his country of birth to come to the United States to perform migrant worker tasks, usually landscaping and the like on a daily assignment basis.

Tommy picked up three land-escapers for $20 an hour from the Home Depot parking lot to help him uproot some trees in his backyard.

by Lazarus727 February 14, 2010

Ban-dy Land

The place where unwanted individuals go when banned from the internet.

Fucktard: asl showtitsplz
Mod: Fucktard-Banned
Fucktard: Oh shit, i'm in Ban-dy Land. Hey look, there's the Ban-dy King!

by Iron Patriot July 17, 2009

Land Piracy

is a war-like act committed by Native Americans that engage in acts of robbery and/or criminal violence on Land.

Land Piracy usually consists of attacks on covered wagons, caravans, cars, and any other land mode of transportation

Those people are commiting Land Piracy, there indians.

by about 8 bunnies April 6, 2010