If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

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by Fizzy_Pop August 8, 2023

one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

Glen landing middle school

school full of a ton of kids who smoke in the bathroom and two-faced sluts. everyone there loves attention and will constantly try to make people feel bad

the people at glen landing middle school suck

by thotianna29 November 18, 2019

boomerang land

Croatia

Person 1: yo lets go to boomerang land one day! it will hit different there!
Person 2: yeah boi!

by bananas933lol July 21, 2023

Land Record

The amount of times that someone has been on the (usually receiving end) of sexual intercourse.

We've only just begun to have sex last night, and he's already trying for a new land record on my bottom.

by Paradoxismminant May 15, 2010