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Getting Knelt

Getting knelt is when someone provokes a negative reaction out of you by subtly tempting, tormenting, and disrespecting you in hopes that you stand up for yourself, defend yourself, and maintain your dignity, because he knows that you want to be able to walk around knowing you aren't letting someone have their way with you, because you would lose respect for yourself if you did so, all to relay your reaction to the proper authorities to come take your dignity once and for all, to make an example out of you to exploit the moral flaw in the legal system, which has never, in all of history, addressed provoking harassment and has been physically incarcerating people by holding their tongue since Socrates.
I'm glad to see that New Zealand and Ireland have reformed contempt of court, because I just got looked at blank-faced by every individual in the educational and legal punishment processes of verbally defending yourself, when it has happened to every single one of them as they uphold this childish tradition, after getting knelt by Mr. Niederhauser, who made me weigh my dignity with every aspect of my livelihood, because he knew I wasn't going to tolerate a situation where the only way I could graduate was to take something on the chin from some guy.
by Codey Neal September 26, 2019
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Shagger's knees

1) To have cuts and scrapes all over the knee and shin area due to shagging balls during a game of dodgeball

2) Most often found on women as they tend to be the "shaggers", but it may also be found on men willing to throw their bodies around

3) Found often in Lister Dodgeball League matches
Greg - "Hey whats up with your knees?"
Kevin - "Oh, i was diving around alot today and gave myself shagger's knees"
Greg - "Gotta love Dodgeball"
by Pocket_____Rocket April 20, 2010
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hit those knees

She hit those knees and gave it to me good.
by StaffKing327 December 1, 2014
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Thick in the knees

Nonsense series of words meant to confuse white people.
Lewis: She was thick in the knees.
Ronald: um.... of course she was....
by Comatose Carl January 17, 2018
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Dick sucking knees

A girls knees after giving a blowjob on the floor, left with marks and bruises
Did you see Kaila’s dick sucking knees after her birthday?
by Suwoooop August 19, 2018
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kneebiter

A person who is excessively obnoxious. Apparently a chiefly British usage, synonymous with git. One step above an anklebiter.
"Dent, you're a jerk... A complete kneebiter."
by Aravin August 12, 2005
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dirty knees

(noun)
when a girl gives a boy head in a porta-potty, which results in her knees being covered in fecal material or piss. Once the man blows a load, and they clean up, the girl needs to use soap and water before her knees are to the original skin color.
Samantha has some dirty knees after the porta-potty incident.
by jacobito May 28, 2007
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